New Diet??? You Decide

My sister Jenn was sharing the story of a new diet she heard about and I wanted to share it with you. After all coming off of the Holidays and the food fest it entails I am on the wagon again and looking for options.....



I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for our Dog Dixie and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ I was feeling a bit hung over so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.





I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out of the store.








Thats it. So, anyone interested in the "30 day challenge"?


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